"I can't talk now. I'm in a field with the queens."

That headline above is, verbatim, what the farmboy was saying when I took this photograph. When the caller asked him to repeat himself, he added emphatically, but not very helpfully, "The queens." The queens in question were both visiting from Rayne: Chelsea, the Frog Queen, and Kelsey, the Teen Frog Queen (who won her title on her third try). I was surprised to discover that farmboys no longer resemble Alonzo from Little House on the Prairie--though Kyle, shown here, lives on a farm and shows cattle at Ag Fairs, he also has manic panic red hair, piercings, camos, and a cell phone.